she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
god FORBID you have an opinion on this website, holy fuck.
nice religious overtones. love how you go out of your way to exclude atheists whenever you speak…
A self-portrait made by an artist with alzheimer.
This is really sad.
maybe he just got ugly?
if this post gets 50k notes i will destroy the moon
goodbye moon, you won’t be missed
Aladdin and his magical car pet
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE FUCK MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss
bae caught me takin selfies <3