This fucking woman
Followed her on twitter
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
the only acceptable mode of transportation.
Japan is on a whole other level
Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.
Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd
But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!
this dude got his own pokemon